As any Texan will tell you, if you don't like the weather in Texas, just wait 15 minutes.

The vicissitudes of Texas weather have flummoxed even the best meteorologists armed with the most advanced weather prediction models. Fortunately for us, we have Ted Cruz.

Among his other abilities (?),Ted Cruz has a sixth sense for Texas weather. He is capable of detecting impending bad weather events, be they deadly icestorms, freezing temperatures, or catastrophic floods, far in advance of even the best weather prediction models.

This website condenses the vast innate weather knowledge of Ted Cruz into an easily digestible GOOD, BAD, or FAIR weather forecast for the state of Texas, based on weather Cruz has detected impending bad weather and migrated away for sunnier climes (BAD), decided to stay in the state (GOOD), or whether he is travelling, but not to a warm destination (FAIR).